I just made out with a guy for $7.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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