New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Randomize
