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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club š
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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