1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dick very happy bro
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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