I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize