HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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