i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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