Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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