So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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