Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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