i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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