I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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