Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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