your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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