You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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