I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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