I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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