how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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