I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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