Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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