When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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