You work out of a Hotel?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have post one night stand depression
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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