We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Found the puke drawer
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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