Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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