is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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