How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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