are you so shy because you have an std?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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