Jerry, you need to find god
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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