....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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