I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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