Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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