I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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