Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize