my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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