I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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