Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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