if you like me you must not know who I am
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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