It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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