we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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