i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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