Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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