And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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