Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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