absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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