butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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