her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Drake has all the answers
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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