He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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