Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
where am i from again
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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