Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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