So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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