Don't you send me to vm
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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