dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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