Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
