I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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