That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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