I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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